What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Do all vehicles, including cars and SUVs, need to be lifted up on ramps in order to change the oil filter? If not, what is an alternative method for changing the oil filter without lifting the vehicle?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

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Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

No way

Autem nesciunt sint et reprehenderit non fuga beatae et.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

What are the types of values?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why is Laura Loomer considered a controversial figure within the conservative media ecosystem?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

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No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?