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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:51

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
No way
Autem nesciunt sint et reprehenderit non fuga beatae et.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why is Laura Loomer considered a controversial figure within the conservative media ecosystem?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Travis Hunter gets his full $30.57 million signing bonus up front - NBC Sports
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
US valley fever cases may be 18 times higher than reported - CIDRAP
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?